FUNNY POETRY

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Sapne ki tarah tuje saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna

Zindagi bhar Tujy "MURGA" bana k rakhon!

Mujh ko nayaa zamaana hairat main daaltaaa hai.....

jis ka bhi galaaa dabauoo wo aankein nikaalta hai

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay or hum Unhain


Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay or hum Unhain
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Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

Haan Mujhe Yaad Hai....!

Chupke Chupke Raat Din uska Bartan Manjhwana yaad hai
Humko ab tak Kaprey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai


Doppher ki Dhoop mein Kaprey Sukhaney ke liye
Wo Mera Khothey pe b Nangey Paoon jana yaad hai


Aa gaya jab Sunday ki Shab b kabhi zikr-e-shopping
Wo Mera Meri Biwi se, ATM Card chupana yaad hai


Saas Sasur ki Doston ab kya Sunaoon Dastaan
Susuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik Bahana yaad hai


Daru pee ke jab b Ghar mein aana para Mujhey
Wo Mera Dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai


Dekh liya jab b kabhi Rastey mein kissi Dusri Larki ko
Biwi ke Gussey ko dekh ker Mera Tharthrana yaad hai


Qakt-e-Rukhsat Office, Ab b yaad aata hai Mujhey
Miwi ke Pars se Car ki chabi churana yaad hai


Secound Show dekh kar wo Mera Taat ko Ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka Gussay se Darwaza na kholna yaad hai


Jab Kabhi Itifaqan Tawey per Roti jal janeay per
Wo Mera Tere belan se Sir Phorwana yaad hai


Jab kabhi Tujh se Teri Umar puchnay per Wo Tera Duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey Muskurana yaaad hai


Apni Umar Chupanay ke liye Wo Tera Munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai


Haftey baad hi Muhh utha ker mekey chaley jana Tera
aur Mera Ghar mein Jharu Pochaa lagana yaad hai


Khinch lena Wo Tera Salary ka lifafa dafataan
Aur Tera Beauty Parlor pe Wo Pesey Urana yaad hai


Yaad hai Begum ab b Wo Tera Belan se Mujhey Pitna
Aur baad Pitney ke Tera Wo Marham lagana yaad hai


Aaye din Saley SaliyooN ka aana Ghar pe Mere
Wo Tera unkey samney Mujhey Murga banana yaad hai


Shukar hai ' Mutahhar ' Teri Shaadi nahi hui abhi
Shaadi Shuda YarooN ka Wo, Rona Rulana yaad hai

LOL.. Thats really horrible.

Idher To Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Udher Tamaam Lafangey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Main Unn Ka Maal Gaban Ker Ke Jab Say Bhaitha Hoon
Yateem Khaaney Ke Bachey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Mila Hai Nuskha Jawaani Palat Ka Jab Say Mujhey
Tumharey Shehar Ke Bhudey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Main Jinn Ke Waastey Jootey Chura Le Jail Gaya
Woh Ley Ke Haath Mein Jootey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Diya Hai Naam Kafan Chor Jab Say Tum Ne Mujhey
Puraani Qabron Ke Murdey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Patey Ki Baat Jo Moonh Say Nikal Gayi Paagal
Tumharey Shehar Ke Pagley Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

waziir-e-juNg ye farmaa rahe they
hamare paas aitom bum nahiiN hai
koii shahnaaz fauran bol uThThiiN
nigaah-e naaz bhi kuch kum nahiiN hai

musavvarii ke jo m'ane bataaye ''teacher'' ne
kisii tarah se woh shagird ko jaNche hii nahiiN
baRhe adab se woh bolaa ke Maaster SaHab
musavverii to Mussavir Ali ki biivii thiiN

ZAR O MAAL KI INTEHA CHAHTA HUN


MAIN BANKON MAIN KHARBON RUPEYA CHAHTA HUN


ELECTION MAIN JEETUN CURRUPTION MAIN LUUTUN


HAKUMAT MAIN OHDA BARRA CHAHTA HUN


MUHABBAT MUBARIK ,MUHAB E WATAN KO


DAGHA DAY K DAAD E WAFA CHAHTA HUN


JAHAN CHAAHUN RAKH DUN KHUD APNI GIRVI


MAIN SHAABASH OR HOSLA CHAHTA HUN


CHURRA K MAIN LAY JAUN MULKI KHAZAANA


TAJORI KA HAR DARR KHULA CHAHTA HUN


NAHI BAAL E JIBRIL O BAANG E DRA MAIN


SABAK JO MAIN SEEKHNA CHAHTA HUN


TERE KAAN MAIN RAAZ KI BAAT KEH DI


K MAIN FAZL E RABBI KHUDA CHAHTA HUN


JIYA HUN MAIN KHA K KARORON KI RISHWAT


TO KYA ITNI JALDI MRA CHAHTA HUN


JIYUN GA MAIN JAB TAK KARUN GA HAKUMAT


K IS KOM KA MAIN BHLA CHAHTA HUN


SYAASAT HAI MERI RYAASAT HAI MERI


MAIN AABA KI RASMAIN RWA CHAHTA HUN


NA MAZDUUR KHUSH HON NA DEHKAN RAZI


INNHE BE SAKUN DEKHNA CHAHTA HUN


NAHI TUUR KI RAAS MUJH KO TAJALLI


NA MUUSA HUN OR NA ASA CHAHTA HUN.